Dave.
I will take up from my January post re you're search for true love
I must add to that post by telling everyone that you are
House Trained ( only leaves the seat up on days that end in Y )
Can make breakfast, lunch and dinner so when you get home it will all be on the table for you.
Honestly I can't think if you were a female you would have been snapped up already
By the way what were them little nugget things you slaved over for our club dinner
Actually don't tell us
We probably really don't want to know
Thanks mate well done again
Best Regards
James
P.S.
Is there anything else I can write to help you find true love if so just let me know
We are only too willing to help